straight out of Violent J’s mouth! will it be all he’s hyping it up to be? i guess well just have to wait and see! i want to hear from any one that’s been to one of the 9 gatherings. is it worth the money! or the waste? of time. i myself have never been a fan! and thought it was great when eminem was punking them out! but thats just me! but i can not hate cause they do have a cult following? how or why i am not sure? but any ways i digress! here’s the run down of from Violent J !
The 10th Annual is going to be the biggest and most spectacular event in the history of Psychopathic Records. Flat out, bitch, no doubt about it. Of course you will hear more and more about it as the devastation draws closer. Names and special attractions will continue to drop and secrets will be revealed right up until actual show time. The Dark Carnival is truly approaching in the form of the Gathering, and if you’ve attended one before than you already know. But if you’ve never been, than this is the year you absolutely cannot miss. I’ll tell you why ninja… because along with all of this year’s new, exiting, and never seen before tactics, we also promise to bring back the best of the last 9 Gatherings and wrap it all together into one super ass, nitro, nitrus, Juggalo, gala, galactic, bomb-ass blunt big enough for everybody to hit twice!
The first thing I wanna tell y’all about, is what I’m probably most geeked about myself and that is the official return of two of our closest Juggalo homies! They are as family as family can be and this year they’re both coming home! My brother Jumpsteady and the one and only Rude Boy!!! Yes both Juggalo ninjas will return at this years Gathering loud and proud! Rob and Rudy both will be back in action in the form of hosting parties, judging contest and most of all just kickin’ it with Juggalos!
And for the 10th Annual, we promise the Main Stage this year will be bigger and better than ever before. Of course it will be super stacked solid with Psychopathic Record’s entire roster of Hatchet Warriors. Plus Juggalo world favorites and hardcore renowned superstars from all over this freakin’ earth!
Now lets see, we already shaved your wigs off last week when we announced the Kottonmouth Kings will be returning to the Gathering stage this year with their own special blend of high grade, seedless, super octane energy. KMK are in a league of there own on stage and the world knows it!
Well, now we shall shampoo your bald scalps and slap the top of your chrome domes with this stunning news… you can add the amazing Tech N9ne to the list of Main Stage devastation at this year’s family reunion. That’s right, Tech N9ne in this bitch all the way live! Nobody does it like Tech. NOBODY.
What a stellar line up right there. Psychopathic, Suburban Noise and Strange Music, all 3 attacking your necks with triple blades of devastation. I know your eyeballs both just popped in your head and are now hanging outta your face like two deflated condoms. Don’t worry, you will be OK. It only means that you have been utterly schooled. But don’t forget, this is just today’s lesson. This is Hatchet Man 101, bitch. And you’re just a young freshmen. Your nuts ain’t even dropped yet. You don’t graduate class until August 6th, 2009 and the Gathering has officially kicked off. Until then, class is still in session bitch, so expect many more info bombs still to be delivered to your chiny chin chin piece!
Wrestling Fans… Do you like JCW? Yes you do, bitch. You like it like a 13 year old boy likes the big boobs in his face. Did you enjoy Bloodymanias 1 and 2? Of course you did. You enjoyed them like free money. Well just like everything else at the 10th Annual Gathering, JCW this year will be bigger, brighter and more brutal than ever! That’s my word ninja. Saturday Night at Midnight, right after Twiztid unleashes mass hysteria and leaves the family in an uncontrollable frenzy, that’s when Bloodymania 3 begins!
This year’s Bloodymania is kind of fuckin’ crazy. We got some new faces showing up as well as the regular favorites ninjas love. We’re definitely trying some brand new things though. Here is just some of the madness:
First off, you can expect to see the JWO in action at Bloodymania 3, we wouldn’t have it no other way. I’m talking about JCW Champ Corporal Robinson, Scott “Razor” Hall and Big Kevin Nash, as well as Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent J in wrestling action.
This is one of my favorites… JCW’s toughest brawler vs. one of the toughest brawlers in the entire world. The world famous knock-out artist Butter Bean comes to The Gathering of the Juggalos and to JCW to face the baddest dude we know, Bull Pain. Wow, let me say that again…. Butter Bean vs Bull Pain. Stiff blows will be delt like BANG! POW! BOOM!
Try these wrestling panties on… Ken Shamrock!!!! UFC Hall of Famer KEN SHAMROCK! He’s gonna do a fresh ass MMA Seminar with the Juggalos and he’s gonna wrestle a very special match at Bloodymania 3!
Peep this out. This next match marks the return of a legend and the retirement of another! Abdullah The Butcher. Abby up in this bitch! He don’t even get in the ring anymore. It don’t matter though, he will still cut the fuck outta you. He says this will be his final match. He’s been wrestling for over 40 years, and he couldn’t pick a better place to hang up his boots. His last match is also the reason he hasn’t retired yet. He wants to go at it one more time with the likes of… The Rude Boy. That’s right, the legendary Rude Boy is coming back after 3 long years on hiatus for this big “One More Time Match” against Abdullah the Butcher. This match is already bleeding!
Also several more major stars will be added as a part of Bloodymania 3! Not to mention the mighty giant Abyss, Raven & Sexy Slim Goody, Tracy Smothers, The Weedman, Sabu, 2 Tuff Tony, and let us not forget at some point, someplace on this show, popping up outta his grave is JCW’s most popular wrestling character ever… Evil Dead!!!
We even got our comedy stage even stepping up it’s game for the 10th Annual. Upchuck The Clown has been hard at work landing some big names in comedy for the Juggalos to enjoy or enjoy heckling for that matter. We got Jimmy “JJ” Walker from Good Times. He’s gonna do some fresh stand up. Plus we got more extra heavy hitters in comedy still to be announced. So keep that tucked away in your brain.
These are just samples. A sampler platter if you will. There is still so much more of the buffet of freshness still to come. Believe me. This is number 10. We in the double digits now bitch. We’re on a whole new level now ninjas.
Look for more updates as time goes by and we get closer and closer to the ultra devastation that is the 10th Annual Gathering of the Juggalos August 6th , 7th, 8th and 9th. Much eternal clown love and we very much hope to see you there.
Tickets to this super event are available at www.JuggaloGathering.com and Hot Topics everywhere.
Also don’t forget! Showing TWICE! Right before Twiztid and right before ICP take to the Main Stage on the big giant screens Psychopathic will finally show the trailer for the movie Juggalos have waited 10 years to see!!! Big Money Rustlas!!!! The trailer showing twice!
check out the pictures from the 07 gathering lol!
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